Alt-Jpop's Theory of Jpop I: America, Italy, Baguette and a lot of Nori
Whether you write it or not, think it or not, feel it or not, sleep on it or not, we all have a theory of something, whether the Earth is flat, whether History is Dead***, or if THE SHARING ECONOMY IS A REALLY BIG SCAM AND WILL LEAD US TO A LOT OF ECONOMIC UNCERTAINTY!!! None of the theories mentioned above aren't of my interest, the Earth is not flat, History is not Dead and Sharing Economy is not a scam. Sometimes in order to have a proper theory one has to grab a handful of Blueberries, high in antiOX, let the blood in the brain flow, inciting you think and wonder why the Earth is flat, why F'MAN instead of Foodman , why play Super Monkey Ball in the stuttering flat Earth. 5 Japanese Female Monkeys, 4 mute and one that sings. Start rotating in Mode7 fashion, like lil rodents inside a sphere. The stuttering Mode7 plane fka "The Flat Earth" becomes slightly transversal , the 4 mute Japanese monkeys fall into the void and reach America while Namie Amuro gets ship